Ernest Borgnine Jerks Off A Lot

It’s true.  It’s like he wants you to know.  Because it gets him off.

If you’re squemish when it comes to jerkin’ it and the elderly, just take my word for it.  He’s super excited to confess it to the folks on Fox and Friends.

But c’mon.  It’s Ernest Borgnine. If he can’t talk about it, who can?  Oh, and also?

Dear Mouth Sewn Shut,

Please write a song that mentions Ernest Borgnine and his masturbation addiction.




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